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lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

What an age we live in

Dammit.

omg

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

One fish two fish red fish blue fish

urbancee:

URBANCE KICKSTARTER

Remember that amazing trailer featuring stunning animation and music and people of color of the show Urbance that was released last year? Well now you can make that trailer into a full fledged show by supporting it with this kick starter campaign! 

Urbance is a 26-minutes animated action series for 16+ audience. Written and Directed by Joel Dos Reis Viegas and Sébastien Larroudé. A topic that hits with stunning visuals and blasting tunes; Urbance brings you into a post-modern story world, made of hip-hop vibes and electronic influences.

Show your support for Urbance here and let the battle begin! 

professional-professional asked:

Would you like it in the vag or ass when I rape you?

amuzed1:

a-man-n-progress:

rennskye:

misandry-mermaid:

At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.

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And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!

Thanks.

ETA: He’s been tracked down.

HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.

Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.

REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT

You really gotta appreciate the angels over his should in the background of his pic.

toon-zink:

thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

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Why not have Zeus’s dick be an almost completely different entity? His kids would still be his and all that,  but after the first few major uck ups (pun very much intended) he did some super crazy ritual that separated himself from that side of himself but because it was so strong that it developed a life of it’s own, while still looking like. Being the naughty thing he is Zeus’s dick decided to cause lot’s of trouble. But Zeus was so embarrassed about doing the ritual that he just took the blame for himself. Now hears later, the being that came to life because of the ritual has decided he doesn’t want to be silent any more. With a new name, Mentula,  he will reek more havoc then ever before.

I need a life.

dashcon:

kiyodono:

I CANT T BELIEV

THEYRE MAKING A KICKSTARTER

WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO FUDN THIS

ALSO THEYRE USING THE FLEXIBLE FUNDING PROGRAM WHICH IS A BIG NONO

USUSALLY KICKSTARTERS HAVE A SET GOAL, IN THIS CASE 17 000$ AND IF THEY DONT REACH THIS GOAL AND ARENT ABLE TO FUND THE EVENT,THEN ALL THE MONEY WOULD BE RETURNED TO THE BACKERS WHO MADE A PLEDGE

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BUT WITH FLEXFUNDING, THEY GET TO KEEP HOWEVER MUCH THEY MAKE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT IS

SO LETS SAY THAT THEY MIRACULOUSLY REACH ABOUT 15 000$

THEY COULD EASILY SAY ‘WELL ITS NOT 17 000$ SO WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FUND DASHCON, SO IT’S OFF’

BUT THEY STILL GET TO KEEP THAT MONEY AND DO WHATEVER THEYD LIKE WITH IT

DO NOT FUND THIS

This is not us.

I repeat, THIS IS NOT US.

To quote the OP, DO NOT FUND THIS.

Running a funding campaign is not something we’re currently doing, nor do we intend to in the future. We don’t know who is responsible for that Indiegogo campaign, but we will be contacting them today in regards to the fraudulent nature of such a campaign, as it’s not connected to the advertised event in any way.

Furthermore, we have not disappeared. We’re simply taking the time to clean up the significant damage done a few weeks ago. There are a lot of changes being made, but those take time. In fact, this process is far more time consuming that any of our projected timelines would accommodate. However, these are things that must get done. So, we ask once again, please bear with us while we, the remaining staff, do what we can to fix an otherwise dismal situation.

That said, this sort of blatant fraud needed to be addressed and be addressed immediately. Apologies if anyone believed, even briefly, that this was connected to us in any way. Once again, THIS IS NOT US.
DO NOT FUND THIS.

Please signal boost so no one falls victim to this scam.

Thank you for your time.

corellea:

Hey guys! So earlier today I found out that James needs 3 thousand dollars to help his mom keep their house. I just wanted to put this out there, and with a little help from the users of tumblr I was hoping we could give a bit of money and help them keep their house! You don’t have to donate a ton of money, any amount helps! Even if you can only donate $1, it would still be appreciated! Also if you can’t donate but you’d still like to help, it would mean a lot if you could reblog this so others could see it, and possible donate!
Donate here: http://www.youcaring.com/other/save-our-house/213939
Thanks, and have a great day!

i don’t have any money but i can signal boost.
corellea:

Hey guys! So earlier today I found out that James needs 3 thousand dollars to help his mom keep their house. I just wanted to put this out there, and with a little help from the users of tumblr I was hoping we could give a bit of money and help them keep their house! You don’t have to donate a ton of money, any amount helps! Even if you can only donate $1, it would still be appreciated! Also if you can’t donate but you’d still like to help, it would mean a lot if you could reblog this so others could see it, and possible donate!
Donate here: http://www.youcaring.com/other/save-our-house/213939
Thanks, and have a great day!

i don’t have any money but i can signal boost.

corellea:

Hey guys! So earlier today I found out that James needs 3 thousand dollars to help his mom keep their house. I just wanted to put this out there, and with a little help from the users of tumblr I was hoping we could give a bit of money and help them keep their house! You don’t have to donate a ton of money, any amount helps! Even if you can only donate $1, it would still be appreciated! Also if you can’t donate but you’d still like to help, it would mean a lot if you could reblog this so others could see it, and possible donate!

Donate here: http://www.youcaring.com/other/save-our-house/213939

Thanks, and have a great day!

i don’t have any money but i can signal boost.

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